Domino's offers pizza insurance. They replace your carryout pizza if anything happens to it after you leave, and before you eat it. Is there such a high prevalence of pizza accidents that insurance is required? What about if anything happens to me after I eat a Domino's pizza? I will get diarrhea from Domino's. That's … Continue reading Home, Auto, Life, and Pizza
I talk to myself. Out loud and in public. Do you remember the first time you saw someone using headphones to talk on the phone? It made it hard to tell the difference between the crazy people and some guy who’s on the horn with his broker. I rant and rave my way down the … Continue reading Am I talking to me?