I saw a very old woman walking down the street, my guess is that she was 113 years old, carrying a grocery bag with her back bent forward at a 90-degree angle. I stopped and asked her if she needed help. “No, I’m fine, thank you,” she said, slowly shuffling away. She didn’t seem fine. … Continue reading Green beans
I was thinking about the word "ass." It's a really versatile word. Ass has the power to emphasize, even change the meaning of, almost anything. You can have a nice ass, which is good. You can be an ass, which is bad. If you’re sarcastic, you’re a wise ass or a smart ass. Both are … Continue reading Ass powered
The new way of working is not working for me. It has never been a goal of mine to have a job where I work before the sun rises and hours after it sets. Despite this, I often toil away on work desperately hoping to achieve a head nod from the recipient, at best I'll … Continue reading Work-life imbalance
I talk to myself. Out loud and in public. Do you remember the first time you saw someone using headphones to talk on the phone? It made it hard to tell the difference between the crazy people and some guy who’s on the horn with his broker. I rant and rave my way down the … Continue reading Am I talking to me?