When someone begins a conversation with “I had the craziest dream last night” I typically look for the nearest exit. A friend from work, let's call him Matt because that's his name, told me he had a dream about me. I ignored my instincts and asked to hear more. It wasn’t because I cared about … Continue reading The interpreter of dreams
The new way of working is not working for me. It has never been a goal of mine to have a job where I work before the sun rises and hours after it sets. Despite this, I often toil away on work desperately hoping to achieve a head nod from the recipient, at best I'll … Continue reading Work-life imbalance
Domino's offers pizza insurance. They replace your carryout pizza if anything happens to it after you leave, and before you eat it. Is there such a high prevalence of pizza accidents that insurance is required? What about if anything happens to me after I eat a Domino's pizza? I will get diarrhea from Domino's. That's … Continue reading Home, Auto, Life, and Pizza
I talk to myself. Out loud and in public. Do you remember the first time you saw someone using headphones to talk on the phone? It made it hard to tell the difference between the crazy people and some guy who’s on the horn with his broker. I rant and rave my way down the … Continue reading Am I talking to me?